lunchbox-philosopher:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever

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manfiction:

side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of bands you dont listen to or care about

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sillylester:

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